Beginning at the age of 9, as I raced down my first bunny hill at Park City Ski Resort, skiing has become a life time passion for me. Its important! But is it important to the girl I will love? So after returning home from my mission, I begin hanging out with this girl, Monica Bennett from Cottonwood Heights. She is cute, nice and fun to be with, but the important question is, can she ski?
So when late in the ski season, the Wasatch Mountains get a fresh dumping of soft Utah powder, I decide to test my cute girlfriend's true appreciation for skiing. I take her to Alta Ski Resort, directly up the Sugar Loaf chairlift, and straight to the top of the "East Greeley" black diamond slopes. With perfect 2 to 3 feet of untouched powder conditions waiting, this is now the moment of truth. Will she "shrink" or will she "shred"? Honestly, how can I ever love a woman who doesn't share my intense passion for powder? I ask if she is ready, and she says "lets do this". Then, with one soft hop of her skis, she swooshes straight down the pristine powdery slope with perfectly carved "S's" like a hot Warren Miller ski babe. OH, MY, GOSH!!! She definitely shreds! And, she definitely shares my true appreciation for skiing!
At that very instant, at that exact moment in time, extreme love and passion collide perfectly inside my pounding heart and at that exact moment in time, I know that Monica must marry me and be my "Ski Shredding" wife. Right there, on that pristine powder filled Utah mountain, with perfect skiing movements, Monica inexplicably transforms from cute, nice and fun, to Hot, Saucy and and totally Wicked! That did it! And, ever since then, I have been completely smitten, and forever chasing her Hot, Saucy and totally Wicked tail down the Utah ski slopes.
So now Monica and I have the 4 little munchkins, and we take great care to raise them up correctly so they too may understand and appreciate the inner Need To Ski.
Oh, and if your inner skiing feeling is still lying dormant, here is a great Warren Miller clip to ring the alarm clock for you......., It's Time To Wake Up!
3 comments:
um... Chris I'm not sure what to say. I'm at the office right now and I feel like I just read the naughty part of a hot romance novel! I'm happy to know Monica is hot and saucy for you but I HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU GUY!!!
That was really a sweet story...I'm happy that you found her.
yea.. I have to agree with Shelly. Chris -should your kids know about "saucy and wicked tail"? Plus I can't get that image out of my head! ha ha
It was a really cute story, just giving you a hard time!
This is great...why did you stop? Your stories are really cute to read! Its great to see what you guys have been doing lately.
Hope all is well.
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